If My Kids Tweeted…

@9yearoldgirl:

“Really, mom? Take a look at your OWN room. #potvskettle #maninthemirror”

“Who cares if there are 9 billion little pieces of paper scraps on my floor? #toughnoogies #craftygirl #craftlife #mymomisthebestmaid”

“I love to wear t-shirts and sporty shorts everyday to school! Woo hoo! So fun! They are waaaaaaay cuter than all those new clothes Mom bought me! #sorrynotsorry”

“My parents twerked in public on vacation. I refused to walk with them or acknowledge knowing them. #butIlaughedprettyhard”

“I can not wait to be on Disney Channel one day! It’s my favorite! And I do NOT watch too much. #zendaya #bellathorne #austin&ally #dogwithablog pt 1”

“#shakeitup #jessie #goodluckcharlie #antfarm #phineas&ferb #girlmeetsworld #rosslynch #maiamitchell #arianagrande #skaijackson #bridgitmendler pt 2”

“<3 ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ !!!!!!!!! pt 3”

“Taylor Swift’s album came out today! Yeah!! She is awesome!! ❤ #1989 #shewavedtomeathershow #wearebffs #mybrotherhatesheralbumbutknowsallthewords”

@13yearoldboy:

“Parents who dance are my nightmare. Except that I’m awake. #danceparty #justsayno #momyouregoingtospillyourwine”

“I sacked the quarterback today! I heard the crunch. I was in beast mode. Came home with arms covered in bruises. Go Eagles! #momstopcrying”

“I love wearing khakis and dress shirts to school now. Guess I can hand down my t-shirts and sport shorts to my sister.”

“My parents twerked in public on vacation. I will never speak to them again. #idiots #emancipationlegallyrequested”

“Watching @SportsCenterESPN. I know every bit of sports trivia that has appeared on SportsCenter since 2012. #jealousmuch #askmeanything #noreallyitsmypartytrick”

“Me and the guys playing #FIFA on #xbox. Been playing it since the World Cup. Also playing soccer in the yard. #soccerrocks #ihavehatedsocceruntilthisWorldCup #butwhosnoticing”

“Mom got @TaylorSwift13 ’s new album. #whocares #youcanputitonifyouwantto #shesforgirls”